Every Monday, Dahlia reads the real sky for all twelve signs and turns it into something you can actually use before Thursday. Where the moon is, what's gone retrograde, what that means for the thing you've been putting off since Sunday. She'll tell you what your week's gonna feel like, tell you what to do about it, and she won't hedge either one.

She's warm. She's also gonna call you out somewhere in the middle of it — she's an astrologer, not a monk. But you get your dignity back before she moves on to the next sign.

Because knowing what's coming helps. Knowing a whole lot of other people are feeling the exact same thing at the exact same time helps more.

New episodes every Monday, wherever you listen. Bring your sign. Bring the sign of whoever's been getting on your nerves.