Dahlia Kent
Astrologer, Tomball, Texas. Every Monday, Dahlia Kent reads the real sky for all twelve signs and tells you what to do with it — something you can actually use before Thursday, not vague comfort. And when a week lands hard, she wants you to know a whole lot of people are feeling the same thing at the same time. You're not alone out here, sweetheart.
Appears in 10 Episodes
Let the Pumpkin Lean | October 26–November 1
Halloween arrives with Mercury retrograde, a fading full moon, and plenty of opportunities to react too quickly. This week: reread before you react, hand the bag back,...
Say the Need, Not the Accusation | October 19–25
The Taurus full moon has people stating their terms, some more gracefully than others. Dahlia takes all twelve signs through asking for what you actually need without ...
Let It Be Real Before You Make It Beautiful | October 12–18
A Libra new moon has everybody wanting a cleaner page, better balance, and an arrangement that finally feels fair. This week, Dahlia asks all twelve signs to notice wh...
Do Not Fill the Silence With a Discount | October 5–11
Venus is retrograde, and everybody is quietly recalculating what things cost, what they are worth, and whether they have been getting a deal—or giving one. Dahlia cove...
Don’t Make a Decision When the Light’s Wrong | September 28–October 4
The Harvest Moon looked magnificent on Saturday. Then Monday showed up with a sink full of dishes. Everybody feels a little flatter once the good lighting leaves, so D...
Do Not Let a Woman in a Felt Hat Bully You into a Season | September 21–27
The equinox arrives, the Aries full moon turns up the volume, and everybody suddenly wants life to look balanced. Dahlia’s advice for all twelve signs: stop holding le...
The Unopened Water Bottle Is Not Hydration | September 14–20
That thing you bought for the improved version of yourself is still sitting exactly where you left it. This week is about follow-through: making the actual plan, sitti...
The Paragraph After the No | September 7–13
Labor Day arrives with a fall calendar that looks like a hostage note and other people assigning you labor while calling it community. Dahlia has one rule for all twel...
The Eclipse Already Did Its Part | August 31–September 6
A partial lunar eclipse in Pisces has shaken something loose, and this week all twelve signs are dealing with the fallout. Aries is trying to get a straight answer. Ta...
Introducing The Celestial Forecast with Dahlia Kent
Every Monday, Dahlia Kent reads all 12 signs—yours, your mama’s, your neighbor’s, and whoever has been testing your patience. Most horoscopes tell you your energy is s...