Hi loves, I'm Dahlia Kent and this is your Celestial Forecast for the week of Monday, September 14. Y'all go look at whatever you bought ten days ago for the new version of yourself. The shoes, the app, the water bottle, the size of a fire extinguisher. It's still sitting exactly where you put it so you couldn't ignore it. And now you ignore it like a professional.

You walk past it like it came with the place. Also happy new year to those who just had one. Some of y'all got a whole clean slate this weekend. The rest of us are working with a Thursday. Venus is in Scorpio now.

So everybody's saying no pressure with a great deal of pressure. One rule for every sign, you don't have to have started strong, you just have to still be doing it Friday. Let's get into it. Aries, somebody is going to move slowly in front of you this week, slow in a car, slow at a counter, slow getting to the end of a story that you understood at the beginning. And you're going to feel your whole personality move into your jaw.

Aries, they are not doing it at you. Nobody woke up hoping to be the person standing between you and the card reader. Let four seconds be four seconds. Save it. You're going to be right about something that matters later this week and you do not wanna have spent all your authority on somebody choosing a muffin.

Taurus, you're gonna be eating standing up four times this week, at the counter, over the sink, in the car with the bag in your lap like a raccoon with a job. You're the sign that's supposed to be good at this. You're the one who's meant to be enjoying things, sitting down, plate, chair, ten minutes. I'm not asking you to cook, just reheat it and sit down like a person who lives somewhere. Gemini, somebody's gonna almost make a plan with you this week.

Like we should do something or let me look at my week or I'll let you know. They're not gonna let you know. Know. Gemini pick a day and say it out loud. A plan without a day is just two people being optimistic.

Cancer, somebody in your life is going to go quiet on you this week. Not dramatically. They'll just stop answering the way they used to and you'll start rereading your last message to see what was wrong with it. Nothing was wrong with it. Do not revise a perfectly normal text like it's under legal review.

Reach out again once, send the message, then leave the phone alone. You do not have to follow it with a funny video to make the first message look all casual. The reaching is your part. The answering is theirs. Leo, you're gonna wanna do something disproportionate for somebody this week.

Too big of a gift, too nice a dinner, a gesture frankly out of scale with the occasion. And everybody's gonna tell you that's too much. Jupiter's in your sign, Leo. Too much is the correct amount and it is the best thing about you. Go ahead and do it without checking whether they understood the size of it.

Virgo, you're going to try to solve being tired this week with a system, an earlier alarm, a new app, a chart with a color for rest. Virgo, you're not behind on a schedule. You've slept six hours a night since June and you keep blaming your mornings. Go to bed at 09:30. I know it's humiliating, do it anyway.

Libra, Mercury's in your sign. So everybody suddenly wants to discuss things with you. Discuss the plan, discuss the situation, discuss what somebody meant by fine. You do not need a committee. You need one honest sentence from one person.

And Libra, somebody's been hovering around the edge of your week with maybe Thursday energy. Give them one chance to name a time then release the evening. You are not a restaurant. You do not need to keep holding the table. Scorpio, Venus is in your sign this week and somebody's going to get some good news and you're going to be happy for them genuinely.

And also somewhere just beneath that, something small and green is gonna turn over. Sweetheart, that does not make you a bad friend. It makes you a person who wanted that too. And Scorpio, you're the only sign who'd rather feel nothing than admit to feeling that. Let it be both.

Congratulate them properly, then go write down the thing you want. That's information, not a character flaw. Sagittarius, you want to skip the slow part and jump straight to the part where it's working. Unfortunately, the slow part is the part where it starts working. The unopened water bottle on the counter is not hydration.

The shoes by the door are not a walk. Open the bottle, put on the shoes. I cannot make this more spiritual than it is. Capricorn, somebody younger than you is gonna ask you how you did something this week and you'll give them the two sentence version because you don't wanna become a seminar. Become the seminar.

They asked and you know things. Most of it took years, several mistakes and at least one purchase you still resent. Give them the long version. Aquarius, you're going to want to change everything at once this week. Not one habit, the whole architecture, a new system, new schedule, possibly a new city.

That's the fun part for you. The blueprint, the clean sweep. Aquarius, change one thing, just one. You've burned down more functional lives than anybody I know and every single time it started with a very compelling document. Pisces, somebody's gonna tell you something heavy this week and you're gonna feel it in your chest like it happened to you.

That's not a flaw, sweetheart. That's the whole reason people tell you things. But Pisces, you do not have to fix it and you do not have to carry it home and give it a room. Sit with them a while while they say it. Then let it stay with the person it belongs to.

And you're allowed to go do something light afterward. That's not cold. That's how you keep doing this. And well, that's your week. Somebody's opening the water bottle.

Somebody's finally accepting a compliment. And somebody's still saying, I'll let you know. And they will not be letting you know. You don't have to have started strong, you just have to still be doing it Friday. I'm Dahlia Kent, follow the show wherever you listen and send this episode to the person whose sign you were listening to more carefully than your own.

I'll be back next Monday. Until then, have a great week. Love you guys.