Do Not Let a Woman in a Felt Hat Bully You into a Season | September 21–27
Hi Loves, I'm Dahlia Kent and this is your Celestial Forecast for the week of Monday, September 21. Y'all, Tuesday is the equinox. Day and night, almost exactly even for about a day and then everybody's going to spend the rest of the week trying to keep everything else that even which has never once worked. One rule for every sign don't spend this week holding something level that already tipped let it lean Let's get into it. Aries, this full moon is yours and it lands Saturday.
Dahlia:You've been sitting on something since sometime this summer and by the weekend you're going to feel very clear about it. You may not be clear, you may just be loud inside. Say it once at the temperature it deserves, not the temperature it got to after three imaginary conversations. And do not begin at 11:40 at night with, wow, we're being honest. Nobody has ever enjoyed what came after that.
Dahlia:Taurus, everybody around you is gonna flip over to fall this week like there was a memo. Candles, boots, decorative vegetables. For some of y'all it's still 94 degrees. Doesn't matter. The memo went out anyway.
Dahlia:You're not ready and that's allowed. Do not let a woman in a felt hat bowl you into a season. Your body will tell you when fall gets here. Until then, leave the sandals out. Gemini, you're going to hear two versions of the same story this week and you're going to be dying to put them side by side and find out which one's true.
Dahlia:Do not. Neither version is asking anything of you. The minute you start comparing them, then you're part of the story. And then there's a third version, yours. You don't need the truth badly enough to become evidence.
Dahlia:Let this one stay blurry. Cancer, the season's turning and you want the house to feel a certain way about it. Warm, gathered, a little golden, the kind of house nobody wants to leave. So you'll buy a candle and move a blanket and then stand in the doorway at four in the afternoon feeling exactly the same as you did Tuesday. Cancer, a feeling is not a decorating problem.
Dahlia:You cannot shop your way in a cozy. Put the bag down, go sit in the room you already have with nothing in your hands. If it's still wrong in twenty minutes, it was never the blanket. Leo, Mars comes into your sign late Sunday, which means the energy you've been missing all month shows up at the end of this week. Here's the problem.
Dahlia:It goes to whoever asked first. So decide now while you're still tired. What do you want that energy spent on? Write it down before Sunday. Otherwise you'll wake up on Monday feeling powerful and spend the whole thing on somebody else's project.
Dahlia:Virgo, you've got about a day and a half left in your season and naturally you'd like to close out everything you haven't finished since June. That's a trap. Pick the smallest thing on that list. Finish it, let it count. You do not have to repair your entire life before Libra shows up with opinions about the lighting.
Dahlia:One task, then stop. A season ending is not an audit. Libra, welcome to your season, sweetheart. Saturday's full moon sits right across from your sun and it's going to ask you whether the people you keep accommodating would do the same for you. You're also going to spend part of this week comparing your fall to somebody else's.
Dahlia:Her house, her whole little production, her boots arriving on the correct day. You don't want her alive. You just wanna know you'd win. Well, you would. She doesn't know there's a competition.
Dahlia:Go ahead and let her have the felt hat. Scorpio, you're going to find out something this week you weren't supposed to know. Nothing dramatic. It'll just be sitting there in a sentence somebody didn't realize they'd said. And you'll know right away that you could pull the whole thread if you wanted to.
Dahlia:Scorpio, ask them directly or let it go completely. Those are your two doors. What you cannot do is to keep the information and start quietly studying them. Watching is not clarity. It's just surveillance with worse sleep.
Dahlia:Sagittarius, you're going to say something funny this week to somebody who is not in a funny mood and it'll be good, Sag. It'll be genuinely good. Their face just won't do anything. Do not explain it. Do not do it again slightly slower.
Dahlia:Let it die with dignity and move on. You'll have about nine more coming and one of them is gonna land so hard, they'll be telling it Thursday like it was theirs. Capricorn, you're gonna get offered something small this week that you'll wanna turn down because it's not the real version, not the title, not the whole thing, a piece of it. Go ahead and take the piece. Capricorn, you've been holding out for that right sized opportunity your entire life.
Dahlia:And every single one you ever got started as something that looked too small to bother with. Say yes before you decided what it means. Aquarius, somebody is going to send you an article this week and act like the matter is now closed. Read past the headline before you become impossible. You may still be right, you just need to know what you're still right about.
Dahlia:Ask one question before you give the lecture and do not begin with actually, you have better words. Pisces, the moon isn't full yet and you're already going to be feeling it. A little more aware of who's looking, an extra glance in the mirror and for once liking what you see. Enjoy that. Wanting to be noticed does not mean you want anything to happen.
Dahlia:Sometimes you just want confirmation that the shirt was doing exactly what you thought it was doing. Somebody's going to look twice in a parking lot and that's the entire event. Take the win, do not build a future on it. And that's your week. Somebody putting the clipboard down, somebody's about to win a competition the other woman doesn't know she entered.
Dahlia:And somebody somewhere is being made to feel bad about wearing sandals. Don't spend the week holding something level that's already tipped, let it lean and nothing important after 9PM. I'm Dahlia Kent, follow the show wherever you listen, share it with a friend. I'll be back next Monday. Until then, have a great week.
Dahlia:Love you guys.
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